50 Shades of Wat

hyrulean-princess:

freeyourmindandtherestwillfollow:

anondracomalfoy:

moseby:

twatniss:

holymotherofrowling:

oh god fifty shades of grey is truly as awful as it sounds
this is SO BAD

“You okay?”

u ok

you’re so tight. you okay?
you okay.

why did i let my mom read this omg i could have SAVED HER

my cousin actually offered to let me borrow her copy
WHY THE FUCK

freeyourmindandtherestwillfollow:

anondracomalfoy:

moseby:

twatniss:

holymotherofrowling:

oh god fifty shades of grey is truly as awful as it sounds

this is SO BAD

“You okay?”

u ok

you’re so tight. you okay?

you okay.

why did i let my mom read this omg i could have SAVED HER

my cousin actually offered to let me borrow her copy

WHY THE FUCK

My inner goddess is draped in a pink feather boa and diamonds, strutting her stuff in fuck-me shoes.

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—	50 Shades of Grey THIS IS TO;O MUJCH Submitted by: Anonymous

I flush, and my inner goddess grabs a rose between her teeth and starts to tango.

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—	50 Shades of Grey Submitted by: maria-laloca

He stands and removes the condom, knotting it at the end, and puts it in his pants pocket.

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—	50 Shades of Grey One of the most horrifying quotes… WHY NOT JUST TOSS IT AWAY? WHAT ARE YOU SAVING THAT FOR? Submitted by: Anonymous

My inner goddess is spinning like a world-class ballerina, pirouette after pirouette.

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—	50 Shades of Grey Submitted by: Anonymous

Go girl! My inner goddess has her pom poms in hand - she’s in cheerleading mode.

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—	50 Shades of Grey Submitted by: Anonymous

Alaska is very cold and no place to run. I would find you. I can track your cell phone – remember?

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—	50 Shades of Grey Submitted by: Anonymous

I open my eyes, and I’m draped in Christian Grey. He’s wrapped around me like a victory flag.

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—	50 Shades of Grey Can’t. No. Wat. Submitted by: Anonymous

His fingers circle my ear, and very softly, he tugs my earlobe, rhythmically. It’s so sexual.

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—	50 Shades of Grey SEXUAL, you say?? Submitted by: Anonymous

I try, I really try not to move, but my nipples are hotwired to my groin, so I moan and throw my head back, closing my eyes and surrendering to the sweet, sweet torture.

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—	50 Shades of Grey I have to find out if Hyde kills them but this shit isn’t easy. - Submitted by lovelydisguise