50 Shades of Wat

moxel:

Fifty Shades of Grey constantly sound like Mortal Kombat.

He thrusts his finger inside me, and I cry out as he does it again and again.

Finish her.

I imagine him as an old-time movie director wearing jodhpurs, holding an old-fashioned megaphone and a riding crop.

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—	50 Shades of Grey Quote submitted by: nothinginbetweenx

Stow your twitchy palm!

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—	50 Shades of Grey THIS LINE EXISTS. NO GIF OF ME LAUGHING NEEDED. OH MY GOD.

queeniman:

CRYINGGG
A review on fifty shades of grey

bartowski:

Anastasia flushes 89 times in the first book alone.

quality literature at its finest.

FLUSH WHAT?

50shadesofwat:

cozydecomposingwires:

“You are quite the disciplinarian,” I hiss at him.
“Oh, Anastasia, you have no idea.” His eyes narrow, and then he grins wickedly.

People are giving me great material to reblog, this is hilarious.

And then his girth was in my hand and I was like ‘Oh my…holy crap’ and then he stuck his stick into my canal like a train full of cabaret dancing sperm and my vagina was Broadway.

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—	50 Shades of Grey cabaret fuck omg i’m dying

Don’t worry,” he breathes, his eyes on mine, “you expand too.

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—	50 Shades of Grey