50 Shades of Wat

dutchslut:

I may be a little weird but at least i didnt write fifty shades of grey 

palestinianliberator:

following-rons-butterflies:

quasichaotic:

no matter how awful my writing may be
it’s still better than 50 Shades of Grey

how the fuck was this published

Oh my God this can’t possibly real this is terrible

palestinianliberator:

following-rons-butterflies:

quasichaotic:

no matter how awful my writing may be

it’s still better than 50 Shades of Grey

how the fuck was this published

Oh my God this can’t possibly real this is terrible

I think my cat knows I've attempted to read 50SoG.. She's curled up with me as I lay in the fetal position, & won't stop grooming me like she does only when I'm sick.
Anonymous
friskk:

so i edited fifty shades of grey

friskk:

so i edited fifty shades of grey

lolsofunny:

i can’t stop reblogging this omg

lolsofunny:

i can’t stop reblogging this omg

So I don’t know if you’ve seen this, but it’s a good watch either way…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imsm9TyI6t0

The only way 50 Shades of Grey gets 'better' is through translating it via Gizoogle (namely the atrocious sex scenes), have you tried that? I couldn't stop laughing at the excerpts I converted.
Anonymous
so-fucking-special:


sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey



fifty shades of awful



JUST SAY IT

Lol lol lol lol lol

so-fucking-special:

sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey

fifty shades of awful

JUST SAY IT

Lol lol lol lol lol

50 Shades Renamed

I was going though my mom’s computer and discovered she had the eBook version of the entire 50 Shades trilogy. Then again, i’m not too surprised knowing how she likes her smutty romance novels. I decided to do her a favor and rename the files to more approperate names. If you can’t see the image:

50 Shades -> “A Horrible Twilight Fanfic, with badly written porn”

Darker-> “English Language Massacre”

Freed-> “This Trash is a Best Seller?!?”

E.L. James-> “A Twilight fan who can’t write”

I know she won’t be happy at the fact I messed with her files, but at least I hopefully saved her if she hadn’t read it yet.

In France, they call it like they see it