so i edited fifty shades of grey
The only way 50 Shades of Grey gets 'better' is through translating it via Gizoogle (namely the atrocious sex scenes), have you tried that? I couldn't stop laughing at the excerpts I converted.
50 Shades Renamed

I was going though my mom’s computer and discovered she had the eBook version of the entire 50 Shades trilogy. Then again, i’m not too surprised knowing how she likes her smutty romance novels. I decided to do her a favor and rename the files to more approperate names. If you can’t see the image:
50 Shades -> “A Horrible Twilight Fanfic, with badly written porn”
Darker-> “English Language Massacre”
Freed-> “This Trash is a Best Seller?!?”
E.L. James-> “A Twilight fan who can’t write”
I know she won’t be happy at the fact I messed with her files, but at least I hopefully saved her if she hadn’t read it yet.
Resubmitting my plea: I am writing a serious research paper expunging the fallacies and misrepresentations of the subculture as portrayed in Fifty Shades of Grey. If any of you wish to shed some light on the subject for a virgin who is interested in it but with no experience, your help would be greatly appreciated. Any replies to this post may be used in the paper and cited with your username. If you wish to remain completely anonymous, submit anon or simply say so. the-sarcastic-sunshine
There’s plenty of information on the internet. If anyone can help her out, maybe link her to articles and the like.





how fucking high this woman is oh my god